Bob Melvin Fired, replaced with Daily Link Dump

Effective immediately.

Wait a second.  A.J. Hinch?  Late ’90s catcher-of-the-future A.J. Hinch?  The guy who put up a 328/420/568 minor league line in 1997 and was at one point a top-50 prospect?

via Flickr, without permission

Hey, is that Corey Koskie? (September 13, 2000 - Dave Ross/Oakland Tribune, via Flickr, without permission)

Hinch, you will recall, arrived in Oakland in 1998 in the same position-player bumper crop that yielded Eric Chavez, Miguel Tejada, Ben Grieve, Scott Spiezio, and Adam Piatt.  He’s best remembered for being packaged with Grieve and Angel Berroa for Cory Lidle, Johnny Damon, and Mark Ellis.

The incoming and outgoing talent in that trade looks a little silly eight years down the line, huh?

Hinch and Eric Byrnes were teammates on the 2000 squad.  While it’s not that strange to have a manager manage a former teammate – Joe Girardi is doing it in New York and Ozzie Guillen did it in Chicago – what is strange is that Hinch is only two years older than Byrnes.

{edited to remove universal strikethrough pervading the rest of Free Kraut, fsu}

116 Responses to Bob Melvin Fired, replaced with Daily Link Dump

  1. doctorK says:

    Now, if another manager named Bob can just bite the dust …

  2. bbenny says:

    I heard Byrnes on KNBR the other day. God he annoys the shit out of me. Usually he has this like arrogant demeanor, but this time he was like -feel sorry for me, I can’t get any playing time-.

    I see that Justin Upton has commenced to rake, so not looking so good for Byrnesy.

    • monkeyball says:

      Byrnesie can cry all the way to the bank … and take a circuitous, breaking-the-wrong-way-at-the-outset route to get there.

    • doctorK says:

      Eric Byrnes is lucky he’s in farking baseball, for Christ’s sake. He was traded by the Oakland A’s, he was released by the farking g-d Colorado Rockies, they thought that Eric Byrnes could sit on his ass for 8 farking innings and enjoy watching the baseball game just like any other fan, and has the ability to get up there and break one open in the farking 9th.

      (I love Earl Weaver)

  3. mjdittmer says:

    Where are they now stories that need doing:

    Mickey Tettleton
    Mike Heath
    A.J. Hinch

  4. mjdittmer says:

    One of the best PED columns I’ve read

    “You have to understand,” I say. “EVERYONE cheated back then. You know how I drive 80 on the highway even though all the signs say to go 55? That’s how everyone thought back then — the signs said one thing, but everyone did the other. There were so many people cheating that, competitively, you almost had to cheat to keep up with everyone else.”

    “So why didn’t the people in charge get everyone to stop cheating?” my son asks.

    “I wish I knew. The players’ union didn’t care, the commissioner’s office didn’t care, nobody cared. Until it was too late.”

    “So you won the World Series twice because of Manny and Papi,” my son says, “but they might have been cheating the whole time, and so were some of their teammates? Dad, your whole book was about how you could die in peace because they won in 2004. If they cheated to win, does that make what happened OK?”

    • monkeyball says:

      Ugh. There’s a few interesting sentiments and arguments in there, but it’s so steeped in the foul and feculent self-regard and woe-is-us of the Sawx Nation that it’s well-nigh unreadable.

  5. batgirl says:

    AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!1!11! Can someone please tell the Valley Yellow Pages to stop blanketing the airwaves with this damn “We make the phones ring” commercial!?! It’s making my ears bleed.

  6. monkeyball says:

    Hunh. This is interesting. I’d agree with this response, though.

    And, of course, this is probably the ultimate shark-jump.

    • nevermoor says:

      We have always been at war with Oceania.

    • 5aces says:

      I wasnt going to read that because I have grown so tired of PED disucssions. But now I might have to go in and start complaining that these people are heros and no one should criticize them.

      BTW-Am I the only one seeing all of the Krauty goodness crossed out?

      • monkeyball says:

        What do you mean by the last bit? Here? There?

        • 5aces says:

          Here. It might just be something screwy on my computer, but everything on FK right now is showing up as being crossed out. All the comments, the stories, everything. (Since no one else has said anything, I’m assuming it is somehow user error, but i just wanted to make sure I didnt miss the email that it is cross out day…)

    • monkeyball says:

      Oh, and: none of that, to me, mitigates against my theory that Beane, starting with an intervention of sorts with Chavez, actually decided to proactively rid the A’s clubhouse of PEDs on his own.

      • Jjjsixsix says:

        Just thinking aloud, but… wouldn’t changing from actively seeking PED users to being ambivalent (which, if I’m reading right, seems to be the implied hypothesis) and changing from being ambivalent to proactively ridding the team of PED users yield similar results?

        Also, what would comparing OAK vs league average do? I have a feeling (and no software to prove it) that the p-value would not quite be < 5%, but would that show anything?

    • 74mk says:

      The fact that so many people regard “more traffic = better site” as axiomatic is a source of perpetual bewilderment for me.

      • salb918 says:

        They’re not mutually exclusive, either. But yeah, you’re right.

      • monkeyball says:

        I still would like to know whether Napoleon was given an equity and/or profit stake in ** as part of the handover. If he was, that would certainly explain the “more = better” sentiment (and, with his stepping down from the CGV, would also mean that he’s essentially not doing very much work to earn it). If he wasn’t, well, then, he’s an idiot.

      • andeux says:

        It’s certainly true for someone who’s making money off the site. And it’s also true for a blogger who just wants an audience, either as a gateway to a paying journalism career or for mere ego gratification.

        Beyond that, there seems to be a sincere but muddle-headed belief that “inclusiveness” should be an overriding goal in and of itself, and that anyone who doesn’t think so is a closed-minded elitist. The irony, of course, is that when taken to extremes this belief just fosters its own kind of insularity.

        • 74mk says:

          2nd paragraph: I was going to convey something along those lines, but it would have taken me 8 paragraphs, 14 parenthetical asides, and a numbered list to get there.

          What with your expert baseball knowledge and talent for pithy elucidation, you should consider writing for a low-traffic A’s blog.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade says:

        But more is better. That’s why I’ve spent all day opening 10,000 anonymous hotmail accounts with which to create 10,000 separate freekraut usernames. And then you’ll all see who brings in the masses whom we FKwits publically disdain while secretly craving. Yeah, I’ll show you allllllllllllllL!!!!!

  7. 74mk says:

    1. After Holliday goes 4-4 with 2 homers and a double tonight, his OPS will be .807.

    2. Due to ironing-related frustrations, I have decided to switch from pleated to flat-front khakis.

    3. Suddenly you feel that your pants have steel inside them.

      • 74mk says:

        All non-wrinkle claims are LIES.

        • nevermoor says:

          I wear these pants. They work.

          • salb918 says:

            Quantum pants!

            DALLAS–At a press conference Monday, Haggar physicists announced the successful development of “Quantum Slacks,” attractive, wrinkle-free pants that paradoxically behave like both formal and casual wear.

            Said Chang: “We placed the pants in a casual lawn-party setting and discovered them to be functional and comfortable. But, against all logic, in subsequent tests the pants performed equally well at a formal business luncheon. This represents a baffling, ‘Schrödinger’s Pants’ duality. The results even fly in the face of Einstein, who preferred wool trousers.”

            Also: “Slachyons.” Heh.

      • Leopold Bloom says:

        agrd.

        Ironing?

        I’m almost 40. I’ve made it this far spending about 45 minutes total ironing, and that number does not really have the potential to go too much higher. Regardless of the hat I wear: Florida sign-shop owner, English teacher, case counselor–none of those requite much ironing.

    • salb918 says:

      I switched from pleated to flat-front as well. Turned out not to matter: I wear jeans every day anyway.

      • 5aces says:

        Along a similar train of thought-since I started working exclusively at home, I switched from pants to no pants and I found I almost never need to iron.

    • batgirl says:

      Flat front is a MUCH better look anyway.

    • vignette17 says:

      1. Remarkably BoCro who goes 1-3 with a HR and a walk still has a higher OPS.

      2 and 3. I feel like a more talented comedian could make a joke about whether you have steel or iron in your pants. I’m not going to try.

  8. monkeyball says:

    From this past offseason’s acquisitions (and lack thereof for certain positions), I think it’s clear that Billy Beane intends to build a bridge over the valley of death.

  9. nevermoor says:

    Why am I the one posting this here? I should have learned about it here.

  10. asfaninla says:

    Looks like Ryan Freel was traded to the Cubs for Joey Gathright, and the Cubs didn’t even have to take on his full salary. If that was all it took to get Freel, I would have liked to see the A’s take a shot at getting him. He could take the roster spot of Petit or Hannahan now, and Rajai when (if) everyone got healthy. He can do most of the things Davis is on the roster for now, pinch run and play late inning defense in CF but he can also back up 2B and 3B. Not to mention he is injury prone, so would fit right in with the rest of the roster.

  11. mikeA says:

    A’s acquire Adam Kennedy

    He is easily the best option for 2B while Ellis is out. Good move.

    • nevermoor says:

      Further proof that no one likes Petit and no one thinks E4 will ever hit above AAA.

      • 74mk says:

        What I don’t understand is why they called up Patterson to replace Ellis, then switched to Petit two days later, then carried (the now superfluous) Patterson for an extra two games while the bullpen was being ravaged.

        • monkeyball says:

          Yeah, that wasn’t the FO’s finest moment.

        • nevermoor says:

          Honestly, I don’t understand why E4 never got a ghost of a chance. He absolutely rakes in AAA (for a 2B) and there’s room for an all-hit no-field 2B on the A’s right now.

          Note: I’m not saying he could hit in MLB but it seems like something the FO would want to find out.

          • 74mk says:

            As selling jeans-ish as it sounds, I wonder if the A’s dissatisfaction with Patterson is partly aesthetic. Fosse is a reasonable barometer of coaching staff conventional wisdom, and while he never really criticizes a player, you can tell when he is giving voice to in-confidence coach disgruntlement. During Patterson’s two game audition, exasperation creeping ever so perceptibly into his tone, he chastised him for his play at second and unwillingness to “utilize his speed” by beating every ball into the ground.

            Patterson is a skinny fast guy with hiked-up pants who plays bad defense and doesn’t slap grounders to the left side, which amounts to serious cognitive dissonance for Geren, et al. The odd roster shuffling could be explained by the front office opting for Patterson initially, then acquiescing to Geren’s frustration by recalling Petit.

            [edit]: I just realized that my theory rests entirely on two roster moves and a narrow interpretation of Ray Fosse’s tone of voice, which is probably more affected by his sugar level (pre or post Dibs) than anything else.

            To be fair, I’m on Ritalin, Lexapro, Tylenol PM, and the Clear right now, so it’s not really shocking that my judgement has been compromised. (I’m trying to become musclebound, carefree, and high-functioning, plus I have the sniffles)

    • andeux says:

      Kennedy will be added to the roster at Triple-A Sacramento.

      Either there’s another shoe that’s about to drop before he can get added to the major league roster, or he’s really just backup plan Z.

    • xbhaskarx says:

      So how is Kennedy’s defense at 2B?

  12. 67marquez says:

    This is weird. Not saying I don’t like it. Just saying it’s weird.

    It’s like seeing a ghost, but there’s a lot of them.

    I mean…is this Heaven?

  13. xbhaskarx says:

    Queen’s racehorse fails doping test

    One of Queen Elizabeth II’s racehorses has failed a doping test.
    Six-year-old Moonlit Path tested positive for a banned substance that prevents hemorrhaging after a sixth-place finish in her debut February at Huntingdon.
    Trainer Nicky Henderson has been charged with breaching two rules by the British Horseracing Authority.
    The queen’s racing manager, Michael Oswald, described it as “very disappointing news” and told British media that the monarch had been informed.

    Her image will be removed from all British currency until the suspension has been served.

    • monkeyball says:

      “doping the Queen’s racehorse”:

      1. Euphemism?
      2. Offense triggering corporal/capital punishment in UK?
      3. EP released by a band I played pedal steel guitar for in grad school?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade says:

        Interestingly, the drug in question was probably Lasix, which in addition to being used commonly on horses to prevent bleeding through the nose, is also on most (human) sports’ banned list due to its use as a masking agent for other banned drugs.

        Also: what, no Catherine the Great jokes?

  14. andeux says:

    I think I’ll call it candygram stadium.

    • vignette17 says:

      I gotta think the minor league prospect has to be someone who’s not quite young enough to be a prospect but not quite lost all hope of upside. I would guess Tommy Everidge, but with Tampa’s 1b and 3b filled, I’ll go with an OF. Danny Putnam, mayhaps? Anthony Recker? Ooh, I know. EPat E4 [I’m making this nickname stick -Nm].

      As for Kennedy, I would have liked Aybar or Brignac better, but hey, I’ll take it. Kennedy projected about 1 WAR per fangraphs.

  15. araksot says:

    Marco, we’re sorry. it wasn’t our decision. please stop punishing us.

  16. salb918 says:

    Seriously? Is this the same Scoot?

    • araksot says:

      unbelievable. he’s been like this against us every game.

      • salb918 says:

        My understanding is that he’s been like this against every other team, too. Jeezaloo.

        Beautiful day today, no?

        • araksot says:

          I’ll take it. Moving from the time when we complain about it being too cold into the time we complain about it being too hot. It’s my favorite time of year.

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