Wait a second. A.J. Hinch? Late ’90s catcher-of-the-future A.J. Hinch? The guy who put up a 328/420/568 minor league line in 1997 and was at one point a top-50 prospect?
Hinch, you will recall, arrived in Oakland in 1998 in the same position-player bumper crop that yielded Eric Chavez, Miguel Tejada, Ben Grieve, Scott Spiezio, and Adam Piatt. He’s best remembered for being packaged with Grieve and Angel Berroa for Cory Lidle, Johnny Damon, and Mark Ellis.
The incoming and outgoing talent in that trade looks a little silly eight years down the line, huh?
Hinch and Eric Byrnes were teammates on the 2000 squad. While it’s not that strange to have a manager manage a former teammate – Joe Girardi is doing it in New York and Ozzie Guillen did it in Chicago – what is strange is that Hinch is only two years older than Byrnes.
{edited to remove universal strikethrough pervading the rest of Free Kraut, fsu}
Now, if another manager named Bob can just bite the dust …
I was thinking this when I saw the roto blurb.
I heard Byrnes on KNBR the other day. God he annoys the shit out of me. Usually he has this like arrogant demeanor, but this time he was like -feel sorry for me, I can’t get any playing time-.
I see that Justin Upton has commenced to rake, so not looking so good for Byrnesy.
Byrnesie can cry all the way to the bank … and take a circuitous, breaking-the-wrong-way-at-the-outset route to get there.
Too bad his return route has him never able to reach home.
Eric Byrnes is lucky he’s in farking baseball, for Christ’s sake. He was traded by the Oakland A’s, he was released by the farking g-d Colorado Rockies, they thought that Eric Byrnes could sit on his ass for 8 farking innings and enjoy watching the baseball game just like any other fan, and has the ability to get up there and break one open in the farking 9th.
(I love Earl Weaver)
Where are they now stories that need doing:
Mickey Tettleton
Mike Heath
A.J. HinchAdam Melhuse
Eric Chavez
LOL
Still LOL’ing 40 minutes later.
Sweet!
Don’t let it go to your head. He actually only laughed for a total of thirty minutes.
(I’m assuming he stopped laughing immediately after he hit “Submit Comment” for the second time)
One of the best PED columns I’ve read
Ugh. There’s a few interesting sentiments and arguments in there, but it’s so steeped in the foul and feculent self-regard and woe-is-us of the Sawx Nation that it’s well-nigh unreadable.
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!1!11! Can someone please tell the Valley Yellow Pages to stop blanketing the airwaves with this damn “We make the phones ring” commercial!?! It’s making my ears bleed.
Hunh. This is interesting. I’d agree with this response, though.
And, of course, this is probably the ultimate shark-jump.
We have always been at war with Oceania.
Some pigs are more equal than others.
Some websites are better than others.
Some girls are bigger than others.
(thank god)
Did I fill your head with that or did you fill my head with that?
I wasnt going to read that because I have grown so tired of PED disucssions. But now I might have to go in and start complaining that these people are heros and no one should criticize them.
BTW-Am I the only one seeing all of the Krauty goodness crossed out?
What do you mean by the last bit? Here? There?
Here. It might just be something screwy on my computer, but everything on FK right now is showing up as being crossed out. All the comments, the stories, everything. (Since no one else has said anything, I’m assuming it is somehow user error, but i just wanted to make sure I didnt miss the email that it is cross out day…)
That just means you missed paying the first installment of your FK subscriber fee. Miss another one, and every other letter drops off the page.
Not just you–I’m getting the exact same thing.
But now it is gone for me.
Thank god my check finally cleared!
Mine FK strikeout situtation stopped and I didn’t send a check. HA HA, suckers!
Gimme $10 or I turn it back on
uh-oh. I think someone sent them your routing number and account number for an automatic w/d. You may want to call your financial institution quickly…
Oh, and: none of that, to me, mitigates against my theory that Beane, starting with an intervention of sorts with Chavez, actually decided to proactively rid the A’s clubhouse of PEDs on his own.
Just thinking aloud, but… wouldn’t changing from actively seeking PED users to being ambivalent (which, if I’m reading right, seems to be the implied hypothesis) and changing from being ambivalent to proactively ridding the team of PED users yield similar results?
Also, what would comparing OAK vs league average do? I have a feeling (and no software to prove it) that the p-value would not quite be < 5%, but would that show anything?
The fact that so many people regard “more traffic = better site” as axiomatic is a source of perpetual bewilderment for me.
They’re not mutually exclusive, either. But yeah, you’re right.
I still would like to know whether Napoleon was given an equity and/or profit stake in ** as part of the handover. If he was, that would certainly explain the “more = better” sentiment (and, with his stepping down from the CGV, would also mean that he’s essentially not doing very much work to earn it). If he wasn’t, well, then, he’s an idiot.
It’s certainly true for someone who’s making money off the site. And it’s also true for a blogger who just wants an audience, either as a gateway to a paying journalism career or for mere ego gratification.
Beyond that, there seems to be a sincere but muddle-headed belief that “inclusiveness” should be an overriding goal in and of itself, and that anyone who doesn’t think so is a closed-minded elitist. The irony, of course, is that when taken to extremes this belief just fosters its own kind of insularity.
2nd paragraph: I was going to convey something along those lines, but it would have taken me 8 paragraphs, 14 parenthetical asides, and a numbered list to get there.
What with your expert baseball knowledge and talent for pithy elucidation, you should consider writing for a low-traffic A’s blog.
Only if I can get enough praise to gratify my ego.
But more is better. That’s why I’ve spent all day opening 10,000 anonymous hotmail accounts with which to create 10,000 separate freekraut usernames. And then you’ll all see who brings in the masses whom we FKwits publically disdain while secretly craving. Yeah, I’ll show you allllllllllllllL!!!!!
BaNnEd.
Thanks for playing, asshole.
If you kill me 9,999 more will come to take my place. Mwahhahhahhahhhah!!!
My reaction
1. After Holliday goes 4-4 with 2 homers and a double tonight, his OPS will be .807.
2. Due to ironing-related frustrations, I have decided to switch from pleated to flat-front khakis.
3. Suddenly you feel that your pants have steel inside them.
Ironing?
All non-wrinkle claims are LIES.
I wear these pants. They work.
Pants!
That Meester Moonkeyball, he’s-a nice man. Ima give him double-stitch anyhow.
Quantum pants!
Also: “Slachyons.” Heh.
agrd.
Ironing?
I’m almost 40. I’ve made it this far spending about 45 minutes total ironing, and that number does not really have the potential to go too much higher. Regardless of the hat I wear: Florida sign-shop owner, English teacher, case counselor–none of those requite much ironing.
I switched from pleated to flat-front as well. Turned out not to matter: I wear jeans every day anyway.
Along a similar train of thought-since I started working exclusively at home, I switched from pants to no pants and I found I almost never need to iron.
But do you still have problems with wrinkling?
Flat front is a MUCH better look anyway.
Posting that comment made the all strickout FK stop. Now it’s back to normal.
Horizontal stripes: unless you’re Picasso or a Jean Genet character, always unflattering.
Is this where I post a photo of an almost-unclothed gratuitously busty model to prove you wrong?
Only if you wish to continue to have your FK subscriber fee waived.
I think FK just got it’s first rule. Must not fail to provide links on the subject of gratuitous bustiness.
Ah, but I’m at work, and don’t want to run the risk of offending myself…
1. Remarkably BoCro who goes 1-3 with a HR and a walk still has a higher OPS.
2 and 3. I feel like a more talented comedian could make a joke about whether you have steel or iron in your pants. I’m not going to try.
From this past offseason’s acquisitions (and lack thereof for certain positions), I think it’s clear that Billy Beane intends to build a bridge over the valley of death.
Why am I the one posting this here? I should have learned about it here.
Looks like Ryan Freel was traded to the Cubs for Joey Gathright, and the Cubs didn’t even have to take on his full salary. If that was all it took to get Freel, I would have liked to see the A’s take a shot at getting him. He could take the roster spot of Petit or Hannahan now, and Rajai when (if) everyone got healthy. He can do most of the things Davis is on the roster for now, pinch run and play late inning defense in CF but he can also back up 2B and 3B. Not to mention he is injury prone, so would fit right in with the rest of the roster.
Instead we got Adam Kennedy.
Well, that’s … hunh.
The [Kennedy=Angel=kill] reflex is going to take a while to wear off for me, I think.
Just wait ’til Beane signs Vlad on a cheap 1y contract next year.
me as well
I’m going to be rooting for Adam Kennedy?
really?
Adam Kennedy?
A’s acquire Adam Kennedy
He is easily the best option for 2B while Ellis is out. Good move.
Further proof that no one likes Petit and no one thinks E4 will ever hit above AAA.
What I don’t understand is why they called up Patterson to replace Ellis, then switched to Petit two days later, then carried (the now superfluous) Patterson for an extra two games while the bullpen was being ravaged.
Yeah, that wasn’t the FO’s finest moment.
Honestly, I don’t understand why E4 never got a ghost of a chance. He absolutely rakes in AAA (for a 2B) and there’s room for an all-hit no-field 2B on the A’s right now.
Note: I’m not saying he could hit in MLB but it seems like something the FO would want to find out.
As selling jeans-ish as it sounds, I wonder if the A’s dissatisfaction with Patterson is partly aesthetic. Fosse is a reasonable barometer of coaching staff conventional wisdom, and while he never really criticizes a player, you can tell when he is giving voice to in-confidence coach disgruntlement. During Patterson’s two game audition, exasperation creeping ever so perceptibly into his tone, he chastised him for his play at second and unwillingness to “utilize his speed” by beating every ball into the ground.
Patterson is a skinny fast guy with hiked-up pants who plays bad defense and doesn’t slap grounders to the left side, which amounts to serious cognitive dissonance for Geren, et al. The odd roster shuffling could be explained by the front office opting for Patterson initially, then acquiescing to Geren’s frustration by recalling Petit.
[edit]: I just realized that my theory rests entirely on two roster moves and a narrow interpretation of Ray Fosse’s tone of voice, which is probably more affected by his sugar level (pre or post Dibs) than anything else.
To be fair, I’m on Ritalin, Lexapro, Tylenol PM, and the Clear right now, so it’s not really shocking that my judgement has been compromised. (I’m trying to become musclebound, carefree, and high-functioning, plus I have the sniffles)
If true, it’s frustrating that we aren’t better than that.
Either there’s another shoe that’s about to drop before he can get added to the major league roster, or he’s really just backup plan Z.
It’s gotta be Petit down (unless Crosby is the PTBNL – *fingers crossed*)
Ah, hadn’t thought about that!
Unless we simply let Copeland go or DFA Petit, wouldn’t it be two shoes?
or DFAvis. It should really be him or Copeland; the team doesn’t need 6 outfielders.
Does/can Copeland play CF?
listed as CF, “above average” shows up once in a while on a web search.
crap. I suck. “Above” wasn’t meant to be in there. “Average” was.
You don’t suck. Your conversation the other day with me about literature makes you firmly non-sucky in my book.
I’m not quite ready to declare that I love you, but you’re close.
Also, does you saying this mean we need to start calling him Dragonball when he’s called up?
I think the FO spins a wheel every few days to determine who will play 2B. His name will be given a slot on the wheel, so we’ll see him up before long.
So how is Kennedy’s defense at 2B?
UZR considers him a God among men.
Good:
UZR/150 starting 05: 19, .5, -5.5, 22
PMR is similar: excellent in 05, a bit below average in both 06 and 07; #1 at 2B in 08.
chone projection: +6
Fans 2007/08: a somewhat poor score of 50.
This is weird. Not saying I don’t like it. Just saying it’s weird.
It’s like seeing a ghost, but there’s a lot of them.
I mean…is this Heaven?
the legendary graveyard, where old **ers go to die?
Oh hello. Welcome.
wOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooooo …
No, it’s Iowa.
Just kidding. I’ve lived in Iowa. It’s not heaven.
It’s like Lost.
The same people keep showing up but from another time.
Including me.
Well, if it is, then let’s hope you’re not Ty Cobb.
He would have come in cleats-high if he was.
Hard headed fuck you all.
Queen’s racehorse fails doping test
Her image will be removed from all British currency until the suspension has been served.
“doping the Queen’s racehorse”:
1. Euphemism?
2. Offense triggering corporal/capital punishment in UK?
3. EP released by a band I played pedal steel guitar for in grad school?
Interestingly, the drug in question was probably Lasix, which in addition to being used commonly on horses to prevent bleeding through the nose, is also on most (human) sports’ banned list due to its use as a masking agent for other banned drugs.
Also: what, no Catherine the Great jokes?
I was thinking Caligula/Seligula.
I think I’ll call it candygram stadium.
…UNICEF, ma’am.
Kennedy apparently targeted for MLB PT, Rays to get a “minor-league position player” in return
I gotta think the minor league prospect has to be someone who’s not quite young enough to be a prospect but not quite lost all hope of upside. I would guess Tommy Everidge, but with Tampa’s 1b and 3b filled, I’ll go with an OF. Danny Putnam, mayhaps? Anthony Recker? Ooh, I know.
EPatE4 [I’m making this nickname stick -Nm].As for Kennedy, I would have liked Aybar or Brignac better, but hey, I’ll take it. Kennedy projected about 1 WAR per fangraphs.
Marco, we’re sorry. it wasn’t our decision. please stop punishing us.
I never thought I’d miss Venezuelan Man-Candy swing of his.
Well, there was a great defensive play, too.
Seriously? Is this the same Scoot?
unbelievable. he’s been like this against us every game.
My understanding is that he’s been like this against every other team, too. Jeezaloo.
Beautiful day today, no?
I’ll take it. Moving from the time when we complain about it being too cold into the time we complain about it being too hot. It’s my favorite time of year.