A’s vs Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus vs Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

P & P & Z

The team meeting, and not a crappy opposing pitcher, led to the offensive explosion. This is so well written. Thank you.

Eh, Rampaged Tots

Me go deathtraps

Them got parades

Death game sport

The Port Damages

A tampered ghost

Aghast: dope term

Aorta depth gems

Pasta doth merge

OT: Gathered maps

Greased mathpot

He petted orgasm

Stomper date hag

Argh! Poets mated!

F**K losing. Fank it all.

Daily Link Dumpage–It’s April 30th in Japan

Since I’m much too impatient to wait a few minutes until April 30th, I’ve set this to auto post at midnight. It’s already April 30th here. I want a blue name, dernit.

Since this DLD is essentially self-serving, I will provide nothing but a link to a blog post that nobody else will care about.

-JL

Edit by JediLeroy: Because today’s my birthday. April 30th is today. April 30th is my birthday. Did I mention it’s my birthday?