Giese

Jjjsixsix is awesome. Jennifer is also awesome.

This is:

1 — recommended bleachers attire when Giese is pitching, and/or

2 — the money you could be saving with Gieseco, after it got mugged by that fence-building yokel (w/ apologies to Frank Rizzo)

50 Responses to Giese

  1. 74mk says:

    Ray: Giese has “pinpoint control”.

    8BB in 12IP.

    • mikeA says:

      He actually is very good at limiting BBs for his career. Not HRs.

      • Jjjsixsix says:

        sigh. speaking of which…

      • 74mk says:

        I guarantee you Fosse has no idea one way or the other, and defaulted to the “pinpoint control” cliche because he didn’t know what else to say about a guy with Giese’s, uh, limited repertoire.

        On a related note, I feel a Dibs/HDTV comboriff coming on.

  2. mikeA says:

    Hey umpire, it’s not fair when you make bad calls with Dan fucking Giese pitching.

  3. mikeA says:

    You know, I kinda like this guy, HRs and all.

  4. mikeA says:

    Feldman: career 5.09 ERA.

    A’s vs. Feldman: .204/.328/.350 in 100+ pas.

  5. lenscrafters says:

    Off topic: Marco Scutaro 26 BB/15K in 29 games…wtf???

    • araksot says:

      not to mention his power numbers

      maybe he really did just need a chance to be more than a super-sub

  6. Jjjsixsix says:

    so if the A’s were to face Zach Greinke around now, what would the chances of a perfect game be?

  7. mikeA says:

    Holliday always takes that pitch when it is a)in the strike zone; and b) a 2-strike count.

  8. Jjjsixsix says:

    SIGH. Why does that kind of thing always happen to us? Next thing we know, they’ll be some catcher’s interference to get a guy on, a stolen base, a wild pitch, and a balk to score the guy.

  9. vignette17 says:

    Two players have a higher OPS than the Rangers counterpart in their position in the lineup. One of them is Bobby Crosby.

  10. FreeSeatUpgrade says:

    Speaking of Lew…is that him there in the Diamond seats behind the plate? Or do my hatin’ old eyes deceive me.

  11. mikeA says:

    That play will be the turning point in the season.

  12. monkeyball says:

    Ugh.
    I can’t cheer for that.

  13. 74mk says:

    Why do broadcasters always say “doubles machine”, but never “triples machine” or “singles machine” or “homer machine”?

  14. araksot says:

    how far can we go with dis Giese?

  15. Jjjsixsix says:

    Okay, sorry to link to ** but…

    … seriously?

    • monkeyball says:

      1. WTF is wrong with that link? It keeps launching my mail program when I right-click
      2. Come on — if you want to complain about something real, feel free … but a run-of-the-mill troll? Who the fuck cares?

  16. JediLeroy says:

    This looks like one of my photoshop creations.

  17. andeux says:

    Double play machine

  18. araksot says:

    they are SUCH teases…

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